☔ RAIN DELAY — all works postponed until Thursday. Probably. Nobody tell the client.
Virtual Lara™
The world's first AI site scheduler. Knows where the truck is. Knows where you are. Does not care for your excuses.
0 days since someone asked "where's the delivery?"
1. Build your replacement
She has to pass for the real thing in the group chat. Be thorough.
2. Tune the attitude
Her face changes with the settings. So does everything she says.
3. Install skills
All included in the base model. The real one does these before 7am.
4. Test drive on the boys
Fire a message from site and see how she handles it. Change the dials and try again.
The group chat is quiet.
Suspiciously quiet.
5. Hand over and leave
Choose where Real Lara will be while Virtual Lara runs the show.
0"Where's the truck?" calls deflected
0"As per my last email" sent
0Dodgy excuses detected
0Minutes of peace returned to Real Lara
What the boys are saying
Unverified. Unsolicited. Mostly unpunctuated.
6. Variations to the site
Don't like this website? Lodge a variation. Changes apply immediately, which is the least realistic thing on this page.